andrearosen:

Details to come. Right now, I’m gonna swaddle myself in fleece blankets, drink a bottle of wine and watch Mad Men.

Nooooooo! Why is everyone getting mugged lat… oh, right, the fucked up economy and probably curtailed police patrols. Old New York is back. Fuck.

What city is everyone decamping to, again? The last three were Philly, Buffalo, and Atlanta. Dunno which one it is this week.

How would you know what Old New York is? Take your wiffle ball bat, and head back to Jersey.

You Are Not A New Yorker

Mugged!